Hertsbreaker's blog

I am still being asked what WoS (Brit Pro) roleplay entails. Basically, it involves wearing pro gear, acting out your WoS fantasies as if you are in an actual bout, and applying holds in a safe, slow-placed, and non-competitive way.

1) You can wear trunks, tights, or a leotard, etc. You can use boots, or wrestle in socks or barefoot, etc.

2) You enter ring or step onto mats wearing entrance gear (or without it), and acknowledge the invisible audience if you so wish.

3) You and your opponent pretend to be introduced by an invisible MC. Your opponent could do the introduction for you (and vice versa), or you could use a recording containing intros. If you have someone to act as an MC, even better.

4) You and your opponent pretend to be spoken to by an invisible referee in the middle of the ring/mats. If you have someone to act as a referee, great! You then shake hands or not.

5) Before the match, you and your opponent decide on number of rounds, length of rounds, etc.

6) Before the match, you and your opponent decide who wins. The match could end up in a draw (or even a 0-0 draw much to the 'consternation' of the audience), or you could use dice on smartphone to determine who gains pinfall(s)/submission(s) in which round(s).

7) Before the match, you and your opponent decide whether to have timed rounds or a one long bout (like those in the US and Europe and elsewhere).

8) Between timed rounds, you towel and sip water. Ensure buckets, towels and bottled water are provided. If you have someone to act as a valet/second, excellent :-)

9) You and your opponent can take turns to apply holds, or dominate a round.

10) You use timer (there should be one on your smartphone) for timed rounds.

11) For audience sound effects, you may wish to put on wrestling on YouTube in the background. Or Spotify provides wrestling-crowd sounds.

12) Of course, roleplay means safe and non-competitive wrestling. But discuss with your opponent if you two wish to wrestle competitively instead, etc.

Some people probably scoff at this 'strange' activity, but for WoS or any vintage pro-wrestling aficionados, this is a safe, friendly, beautiful male-bonding experience which celebrates the beauty and the homoeroticism of pro wrestling. Also, it can be great exercise!

Happy roleplaying!