WrestleForHer

This excites me GREATLY!

Awesome

This is great!

Oh, forsooth, what manner of creature is Lisa,
That she doth take great pleasure in men's wrestling?
With bated breath and eager eyes, she doth watch,
As strong men grapple and struggle in the ring.

Her heart doth race as they lock horns in battle,
And she doth revel in the sheer display of strength,
As mighty warriors strain and strive for victory.

And as she watches, she doth have her favorite rules,
Those that doth make the contest all the more thrilling.
She doth prefer when the ring is small and tight,
And when the wrestlers must remain within its bounds.

She also doth delight in the rule of no-holds-barred,
Where anything goes and all is fair in the fray.
For then she doth see the full extent of the wrestlers' might,
And the true test of their skill and their valor.

Oh, Lisa, thou art a true admirer of men's wrestling,
And thou dost find joy in its every twist and turn.
May thy love for this noble sport never falter,
And may the wrestlers ever give thee cause to cheer.