One sided boxing

How about a game of poker first?
If the jobber wins, 3 jokers are removed.
If the heel wins, 16 low value cards (2s, 3s, 4s and 5s) become jokers so 20 cards out of 54 would be jokers, which is 60 hits each time.

Deal, for you. Tell me in private what would be your choices for all four suits.

I propose anyone willing to take it this simple but hard cards game. in this game, I would be the heel and conductor of the game and you would be the jobber and subject of the game.

Now I will explain the game rules. We play a whole French deck of cards, including jokers.

Each card number represents the number of hits you suffer,

Jacks value 11
Queens value 12
Kings value 13
Aces value 14

Each card suit represents a different bodypart to punish or a different forced workout or different implements to work your body over, or even combinations of these three concepts. We would need to pact the meaning of each suit.

We play all cards of the deck and finish the game when all cards are played.

Now, jokers are quite special, each joker values 15 but, whenever a joker is shown, you need to suffer all suits at the time, so you'd be hit 60 times, 15 per each suit. Jokers are the only cards that go back to the deck and all remaining cards are shuffled.

Once we finish the game, if you even have energy and desire to repeat, we can repeat the game any times you like. But every repetition means that the lowest card number becomes a joker. If we repeat the game we need to play the whole deck again.

Of course, no cries, no moans nor noises are allowed, under extra punishment of 10 hits per card, when it happens.

How do you like it? Would you like to play it?

I would love to do this! Now only if we can meet up