Punching story on Yahoo Answers lost forever

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16/8/2022 03:17

A post on Yahoo Answers (which I really regret not saving a copy of before it was shut down for good) suddenly came to mind and I realised that my two blog entries were actually also influenced by it.

Trying to recall as much as possible where this guy shared how he was in a gut punching contest once...

He (the OP) was in a bar starting to get annoyed at another guy (let's call him SO for "showoff" and also sounds like "asshole" lol) who was wearing an unbuttoned shirt and boasting about his exposed abs.

So OP taunted "I bet I can take three punches to the gut better than you", SO responded "What, no way! Whaddya wanna bet?", OP replied "Well I only got 20 bucks on me", and SO accepted "Ok that'll do".

But OP then told him "Sure I'll go first" and slugged SO a hard one in the belly.

SO let out a loud "Oof!" and bent down but OP pulled him up by his hair and drove another one in.

(According to OP) this time SO made a weird noise like "Ungh!", his eyes bulged, he turned pale and crumbled to the floor.

OP then stood over where SO was lying, finished off by "pile-driving" his final blow "exactly where the first shot landed" and "swear he felt it go all the way to the ground" (sounds like an exaggeration though).

As SO was convulsing and peeing himself, OP dropped two $10 bills beside him and said "Here, you win" (without having to receive back any hits) and walked away while everyone stared in disbelief.

The end.

It was so intriguing that I sent him a message to know more but it turned out to be something he just improvised from a different fight which he saw or heard about. Oh well.

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